My almost 7-year old son and I had the funniest conversation yesterday. We were in the car and he says "When I grow up, I'm going to have a castle."
"Really, B? What are you going to do with it?"
"I'm going to live in it, and I will be your king."
"You're going to be the king? What will that make me?"
"You will all be [insert sweeping hand gesture] my humble servants."
At which point Meghan pipes up and asks "Can I be queen and help you build your castle?"
And he tells her "I'm not going to build it. I'm going to buy it online."
Ahhhhh children are hilarious. Hopefully my mom still thinks they are funny in 2 days when we get back. We're in a wedding this week so she's holding down the fort. Good luck, Mom!!